Showing posts with label Romance Novels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Romance Novels. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2011

Can we make fun of Romance Novels? P.J. Jones Can!

This weekend I'll be signing books at the Indie Book Festival in Houston at Menil Park from 11 am to 5 pm. I hope to see some of you there! I'll be sharing a table with a handful of great Texas Romance authors. Sunday I'll drive to Galveston with the family. Fun!

In honor of all Romance Indie Authors, I have another Indie Author as my guest today. Please welcome P.J. Jones to my blog!

Her debut novel just released on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. I'm..uh..not sure what to think of her new book and I told her so. She's written a spoof on romance novels. At first glance, I'm already laughing my arse off. You'll have to see for yourself. Can't wait to buy Romance Novel for my nookie and read it on the way to Houston. What do you think? Do the romance writers and readers out there have a sense of humor? I think so. Good stuff.

Blurb


Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby's heart transplant. She flies home to her deputy father's ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire.

When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him. Smella turns to her childhood friend, Snake Long, for comfort. But Snake doesn't have the money to save her baby, so Smella places herself in peril in a desperate hunt for a rich husband.

Time is running out for Smella's baby, and she must escape from the Australian Outback and face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil, James Bond, a drunk rodeo clown and Smella's strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.

Excerpt

Chapter 1


“Miss Rosepetal. I’m afraid your baby is gravely ill. As each day passes, his heart beats slower. Eventually, it will stop.” Dr. Wannabush sat on the edge of his desk, twirling the tip of his dark, slender moustache, while he peered down at Smella Rosepetal through small, dark-rimmed spectacles.

“Not my little Joshua!” Hands clasped over her heart, the young mother‘s gaze swept over the rosy-cheeked, crimson-haired, infant sleeping in the basket beside her chair. “Doctor,” she cried, “you must save him!”

Dr. Wannabush stood, adjusting the heavy weight in his crotch while he thrust his pelvis precariously close to the bridge of Smella’s blemish-free, and not overly-large, forehead. “He will need a heart transplant, but the operation is risky.”

Smella managed to look up at the doctor’s face, despite the stiffened protrusion obscuring her vision. “How risky?” she asked.

Shaking his head, the doctor sat back down, the bulge in his plaid polyester pants looking more like an erect circus tent. “There is a fifty-percent chance he will not make it.”

“Oh, my baby!” She cried, her long tresses coming undone from their neat, maidenly confinement, in lush, cascading, dark waves, despite the fact that Smella hadn’t touched her scalp.

The doctor arched a slender brow. “And there’s more.”

“More?” she gasped.

“Your health insurance doesn’t cover this type of surgery.” The doctor leveled her with a hardened stare. “You will need five hundred thousand dollars.”

“Doctor, I’m a vulnerable single mother, desperately in need of a strong man to take care of me.” A hand flew to her brow and she turned pleading violet eyes upon him. “Where am I to get that kind of money?”

Lost in a perfectly staged, yet not painstakingly long, lapse of thought, the doctor rubbed his chiseled jaw. “Might I suggest you marry a young, sophisticated, wealthy Texas tycoon with raven hair and bulging biceps, who’s not afraid of a long-term commitment to a poor, ignorant, yet surprisingly beautiful, single mother, who for some reason has a flat stomach and firm breasts, despite the fact that she recently birthed an illegitimate child?”

“What a good idea.” Suddenly forgetting the gravity of the situation, Smella nearly jumped out of her seat, her perky breasts jiggling once, then coming to a complete, controlled stop. “How can I ever thank you?”

Dr. Wannabush shrugged, a sly grin creasing the corners of his mouth. “A quickie on top of my desk.”

Batting long, lush lashes, she shook her head apologetically. “I’m sorry, doctor, but I’m saving my virginity for my one true love.”

His forehead wrinkled in obvious confusion. “You have a baby.”

“Yes, I know. He’s the light of my life, and so smart.” She looked down at the baby again, which had somehow sprouted blond hair and a dimple in his chin. “He cries only on cue and knows not to interrupt a scene between Mommy and a minor secondary character.”

The doctor heaved a sigh. “Are you sure I can’t change your mind about that quickie?”

“No, doctor, I’m sorry. I must hurry to Texas if I am to save my baby.” Smella and her breasts quickly stood. She single-handedly lifted the infant’s basket with surprising ease before abruptly turning and heading for the door. “Thank you for everything. Maybe if you’re lucky, you will have sex in a sequel.”

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~Have a great weekend! Ha!
Alisha

Thursday, January 29, 2009

An Interview with Helen Scott Taylor and A Contest!



Please welcome Helen Scott Taylor to my blog today.

Alisha: Can you tell us a little bit about your childhood? Favorite memories?

Helen: I lived in the countryside with a menagerie of animals including dogs, cats, chickens, and ponies. I remember lying on my stomach in the dirt with my sisters watching the rats line up with the chickens at the feed troughs, picking peas with my mother and eating more than I put in the bowl, losing my boots in the mud around the stables, and finding tiny baby mice in the bottom of the feed bins. Fun memories, but I prefer my life now.

Alisha: Tell us about the hero and heroine in your latest release.

Helen: The Magic Knot is set in Cornwall in the South West of England, and in Ireland. My hero Niall O’Connor is half Tuatha dé Danaan and half leprechaun. (He gets rather touchy if anyone teases him about leprechauns!) The Tuatha dé Danaan are a romance writer’s gift: a race of tall, beautiful fairy people descended from the Greek gods who travelled to Ireland millennia ago. Niall wears crystal knives strapped to his wrists, rides a motor cycle, and plays the stock market using his leprechaun touch of luck. My heroine Rose is half-human and half Cornish pisky. Rose sets out for what she believes to be a normal accountancy job. She slowly discovers that in the mystical depths of rural Cornwall, there is a world full of magical creatures, and she is their queen!

Alisha: If you were granted three wishes by a genie, what would they be?

Helen: In no particular order. One, to be able to eat as much as I wanted (especially chocolate) and not put on weight. (I have just told my husband about choice one, his response, “Wouldn’t it be better to wish you only wanted enough food to be fit and healthy.” Men just don’t get chocolate!) Two, for The Magic Knot to be a NY Times bestseller. Three, for my kids to live happy, healthy lives.

Alisha: If you could go anywhere to tomorrow, where would you go?

Helen: I’m probably bending the rules, but I’d like to go back in time to when I was a book-mad teenager and tell myself to start writing then and not leave it until I was in my forties before I started.

Alisha: If you could see anyone tomorrow (dead or alive), who would it be?

Helen: My paternal grandfather who died when I was at University, yet I still miss him thirty years later.

Alisha: If you could choose six people to spend one week on a desert island, who would it be and why?

Helen: My husband to build a little shack as he’s handy like that (and I’d miss him), my two critique partners Mona Risk and Joan Leacott so we could have a week of brainstorming our stories, and their husbands Sam and Victor so the men could talk and do man things while we brainstormed.

Alisha: What word or phrase tingles in all the right places for you?

Helen: Passion Beyond Reason: the title of the first paranormal romance I wrote. For me, the phrase evokes the essence of romance with an undertone of danger.

Alisha: If you had one day to spoil yourself, what would you do?

Helen: I’d choose a warm day, not too hot as I don’t like the heat. Then I’d sit in a comfortable chair in a leafy glade where a waterfall is gently trickling into a pool, and I’d read non-stop for hours. I get so little time to read these days, it has become an indulgence. Oh, I’d also have a huge box of luxury chocolates to eat.

Alisha: If you could change one incident in your life, what would it be and how would you change it?

Helen: I wouldn’t change anything, because I’m the sum of my experiences. If I changed my past, I’d be different, and I’m happy right now.

Back Cover Copy Of The Magic Knot:

HE’S A BIKER WITH AN ATTITUDE

What woman wouldn’t be attracted to Niall O’Connor’s soft Irish brogue and dark good looks? But Rosenwyn Tremain must find her father, and she isn’t going to let a sexy, stubborn Irishman and his motorcycle distract her. Rose’s intuition tells her he’s hiding something, a secret even the cards cannot divine. Her tarot deck always reads true, but how can one man represent both Justice and Betrayal?

SHE’S A WOMAN ON A MISSION

Magic. Niall’s body tingles with it when he finds the woman snooping in his room. Rosenwyn might believe she’s a no-nonsense accountant, but her essence whispers to him of ancient fairy magic that enslaves even as it seduces. Her heritage could endanger those he’d die to protect, but her powers and her passion, if properly awakened, might be the only thing that can save both their families, vanquish a fairy queen bent on revenge, and fulfill a prophecy that will bind their hearts together with…THE MAGIC KNOT

Short Excerpt Of The Magic Knot:

Rose Tremain sat on the chair before Niall’s desk, his Magic Knot cradled in her palm. She swayed slightly, her eyes dazed and dreamy. His nerves sparked. Need for her struck like lightning. He managed to suck in air, to ruthlessly crush the feeling until his body calmed.

So, he had been right. Rose Tremain was more dangerous than she appeared. She’d been sent to enslave him by capturing his stones. If she thought he’d give in easily, she had another think coming.

Silently, he walked forward and closed his hand over hers. His vision blurred at the whip of sensation. Too late, he realized his mistake in touching her. Gritting his teeth, he fought the mental pull as she sucked his very essence through their joined hands into a deep hidden part of her that whispered of ancient magic and mystery.

Niall snatched up his Magic Knot and stumbled back. His breath came in short gasps as he stared at her in shock. Rose was the Cornish pisky Tristan wanted. How had she stopped them from sensing the truth about her? That deception alone proved she was up to no good.

Slowly, her green eyes focused on him. Confusion set tiny creases between her delicate brows, then surprise chased them away. She slapped a hand over her mouth.

“Aye, be afraid, little thief,” he whispered. “You’ll pay dearly for your deception before I’m done with you.”

To find out more about Helen and read the first two chapters of The Magic Knot please go to her website at:

Helen Scott Taylor

CONTEST: LEAVE A COMMENT FOR HELEN AND YOU'LL BE ENTERED INTO A DRAWING FOR AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE MAGIC KNOT!!

Monday, January 26, 2009

An Interview with Cindy Lynn Speer and A Contest!



Please welcome Cindy Lynn Speer to my blog today.

Alisha: Can you tell us a little bit about your childhood? Favorite memories?

Cindy: I grew up on a quiet stretch to road. I used to walk and play in the woods around my house, by my favorite place was the creek that ran along the valley bottom of the farm across from us…I was always drawn to the water and the limestone ledges, they seemed so mysterious and different. I think it gave me a lot of time to day dream and consider what if’s. My favorite memories are related to riding horseback along the road, or going berry picking with my mum. Sounds stereotypically idyllic, doesn’t it?

Alisha: Sounds beautiful! Tell us about the hero and heroine in your latest release.

Cindy: That would be Tasmin and William, the heroine and hero of The Chocolatier’s Wife. Tasmin is a mage specializing in herb craft. A few years back she rescued a clan of wind sprites, and they’ve been sort of her pets ever since, though she’d never call them that. She’s engaged to William, who she’s never met, but who she’s written letters back and forth with ever since she was fairly young. (In their land, no one courts or chooses their spouse, the whole problem of who to marry and why is settled by a simple spell.) William is the eldest son of a merchant shipping family, he’s left the sea to open a chocolate shop, something no one’s ever heard of before. He’s also arrested for murder fairly early in the story.

Alisha: Ooooh, spell bound marriage and chocolate...I love it! If you were granted three wishes by a genie, what would they be?

Cindy: Let’s see…to be the kind of author people love to read, to become a fantastic fencer, to have an independent income where I could create a stable life for my family yet never have to wake up early again. I figured out that I love my job, recently…my only objection to working was the getting up part…isn’t that terrible?

Alisha: I hate getting up too..lol! If you could go anywhere to tomorrow, where would you go?

Cindy: Scotland. I’ve always wanted to go, it’s a beautiful place.

Alisha: If you could see anyone tomorrow (dead or alive), who would it be?

Cindy: Richard Burton…the Victorian explorer, not the actor. He was a brilliant fencer, a wonderfully educated person, and he saw so much of the world. He’d be brilliant to talk to.

Alisha: If you could choose six people to spend one week on a desert island, who would it be and why?

Cindy: They’d all be fencers! I’ve met some great swordsmen and women, but I never get to spend the time I want learning from them.

Alisha: If you had one day to spoil yourself, what would you do?

Cindy: If I could do anything, it would have something to do with sailing ships and reading. But, if I am trying to be realistic, my idea of spoiling myself is a day of reading and watching British costume dramas.

Alisha: If you could change one incident in your life, what would it be and how would you change it?

Cindy: We all have a ton of regrets. I don’t think I would change anything because…not just because of the idea that your mistakes make you who you are, but because I wouldn’t know how to pick…what makes this incident more important than another?

CONTEST: LEAVE A COMMENT FOR CINDY TODAY AND YOU'LL BE ENTERED INTO A DRAWING FOR A COPY OF THE CHOCOLATIER'S WIFE!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

An Interview with Debra St. John and a Contest!



Please welcome Debra St. John to my blog today!

Alisha: Can you tell us a little bit about your childhood? Favorite memories?

Debra: I guess my childhood was ordinary. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs (several of them) with my Mom and Dad and my younger sister. My favorite childhood memory is sitting on my mom's lap and listening to her read Dr. Seuss to me. To this day, he remains one of my favorite authors.

Alisha: Tell us about the hero and heroine in your latest release.

Debra: My next release (due out sometime in 2009) is called "Wild Wedding Weekend". The hero, Noah Grant, is an adventurer who doesn't like to sit still and has no intention of ever settling down. Of course, then along comes Abby Walker, who wants the white-picket-fence-around-the-yard-with-2.3-kids-in-the-house American dream. In a strange quirk of fate they wind up married. The chaos, romance, and excitement that results changes both of their lives forever.

Alisha: If you were granted three wishes by a genie, what would they be?

Debra: Contentment, more time to do the things I like and be with the people I love, and enough money to pay off my debt.

Alisha: If you could go anywhere tomorrow, where would you go?

Debra: Disney World. I haven't been there in forever, and it IS the happiest place on Earth! (Of course this is cheating a bit, since I have a trip planned for February, but I'm antsy!)

Alisha: If you could choose six people to spend one week on a desert island, who would it be and why?

Debra: I would choose my wonderful hubby and then five of our closest friends (no kids!), so we could hang out under the sun and stars and not have to worry about anything else for an entire week.

Alisha: That sounds WONDERFUL! What word or phrase tingles in all the right places for you?

Debra: John Deere

Alisha: LOL! If you had one day to spoil yourself, what would you do?

Debra: I'd sleep in, then hang out in my jammies for a while while I ate a lesiurely breakfast out on the back porch. I'd curl up with a good book (one that I've read a million times before but just can't get enough of). Later I would get my hair and nails done, get all dressed up, and have my hubby take me out to a nice restaurant for dinner. When we got home we'd snuggle up on the couch with a good movie.

Alisha: That would be a perfect day in my book too! What’s the most romantic thing a man has ever done for you or said to you or both?

Debra: My husband actually got down on one knee when he asked me to marry him. My engagement ring is a stone that's been in his family for generations. And he asked my dad's blessing/permission first. Very old fashioned and romantic. *sigh*

Alisha: Double sigh!!! Thanks for being my guest of honor today, Debra!

CONTEST: LEAVE A COMMENT FOR DEBRA AND YOU'LL BE ENTERED INTO A DRAWING FOR A PDF OF "THIS TIME FOR ALWAYS"!

Excerpt from THIS TIME FOR ALWAYS
Logan’s strong arm encircled her waist, preventing her from falling. Sharlie caught her breath as her body pressed against him. She raised her eyes to his.

The anger in his eyes turned to awareness. His breath hitched. The temperature in the tiny room rose.

Logan’s gaze roamed every inch of her face, finally coming to rest on her lips.

Her pulse quickened, the beat thundering in her ears. They were so close she could feel the cadence of his heart. She sucked in a gasp of air.

His gaze met hers again. “I’ve tried to stop thinking about you like this. But I can’t.”

Sharlie licked dry lips, then cursed inwardly when the action drew his attention there once more. His head lowered.

“Don’t,” she managed.

“Don’t what?” Logan’s warm breath caressed her cheek.

“Don’t kiss me.”

“Why not?”

“Because I don’t want you to.” Even to her own ears the protest sounded weak.

“Liar,” Logan taunted.

“Please,” she tried one last time, shaking her head in a vain attempt to deny the feelings coursing through her.

Logan cupped the back of her head, stilling the motion.. “I have to.” His words melted into a kiss as their lips met.

The gentle insistence of his mouth coaxed a response from her. Her lips parted, allowing the kiss to deepen. Their breath mingled.. The moist heat made her knees buckle.

“Don’t you remember?” Logan’s husky voice whispered, as his lips left hers to trail down the column of her throat. “Remember how good it was,” he murmured before his mouth captured hers once again.


Excerpt from WILD WEDDING WEEKDEND
“I really am sorry.” Abby's mind whirled. The thoughts tangled. The Noah she’d spent the last couple of days with wasn’t anything like the man she’d imagined him to be. The man even he claimed to be. Who was the real Noah?

She didn’t have time to ponder the question, because he took both her hands in his, drawing her attention back to him. “Know this. While we’re married. For this week, this trip, this asinine show, I am committed to you.” He paused and raised one hand to tuck a wisp of hair behind her ear. “Totally. Completely. Committed. To you.” With each word his voice and head lowered, until the last was a whisper against her lips.

His hand slid around to the back of her neck, then up into her hair, unfastening the clip and tossing it aside. He tangled his fingers in the strands that fell free, using enough force to keep her from pulling away as he deepened the kiss.

Abby had no thoughts of moving even the slightest bit away. She wrapped her arms around him as the tip of his tongue teased the fullness of her bottom lip. When she opened to him and he dipped inside, she almost melted from the instant flood of liquid heat that suffused her body.. The warmth spread to her limbs and made her pliant as, his mouth never leaving hers, Noah lowered them both to the bed.

Pant, pant...wonderful excerpts, Debra! Thanks for the treat! ~Alisha

Monday, December 8, 2008

An Interview with Jennifer Johnson and a Give Away!


Please welcome Jennifer Johnson to my blog today!

Alisha: Can you tell us a little bit about your childhood? Favorite memories?

Jennifer: I grew up in Alabama south of the gnat line. One favorite memory I have is catching lightning bugs in my front yard. Another is playing in the snow the first week in April one year. Who knew it could snow in April in the deep south? It was my first and only “snow day” until college.

Alisha: I love snow days! Tell us about the hero and heroine in your latest release.

Jennifer: Rick is a plumber who meets Ellen just out of the tub. He rescues her mother’s ring, and I guess you could say Ellen rescues him.

Alisha: If you were granted three wishes by a genie, what would they be?

Jennifer: Three wishes. Gee. I kind of feel like I’m in a beauty pageant. 1. To end suffering in the world. 2. That my children will always be able to say they are glad I’m their mom. 3. That I will always have a passion for what I do.

Alisha: You didn't know this is the beauty pageant blog? If you could go anywhere to tomorrow, where would you go?

Jennifer:I want to go to Sequoia National Forest. I want to see trees big enough to drive a car through.

Alisha: I'd love to go there too. I hear it's beautiful! If you could see anyone tomorrow (dead or alive), who would it be?

Jennifer: Fred Rogers. I aspire to be Mr. Rogers and to be a neighbor like he was to me.

Alisha: Did you really know Fred Rogers? If you could choose six people to spend one week on a desert island, who would it be and why?

Jennifer: One week on a desert island? Probably all the crew, but Mr. Howell. He whined too much, and I’m not a big fan of cigars. Can I have my own hut though? I don’t know if I want to share with Mary Ann and Ginger.

Alisha: What word or phrase tingles in all the right places for you?

Jennifer: Probably something like, “Can I clean up the kitchen tonight, honey? And then may I massage your feet?”

Alisha: I have to agree..that would be a BIG turn on! If you had one day to spoil yourself, what would you do?

Jennifer: On a crisp winter day find a heated cabin in the woods, take my laptop, put on my footed pajamas, and write. The cabin would have a nice big comfy chair and plenty of hot chocolate. Oh, and indoor plumbing. I believe in being specific about these things. I don’t want to give the fantasy fairy any loopholes to mess up my special “spoil me” day.

Alisha: And a stocked fridge. You don't want to worry about hunting for your food either. If you could change one incident in your life, what would it be and how would you change it?

Jennifer: I’d rather play “what if” when I’m writing my stories. As far as regrets, I think I will just claim my mistakes, correct them as best as I can, and make the most of the present and the future. No sense in worrying about the past since we can’t change it.

Alisha: What’s the sexiest thing a man has ever done for you or said to you or both?

Jennifer: The sexiest thing a man has ever done for me was fixing me cheese toast when I was pregnant and having the worst case of morning sickness known to womankind. The sexiest thing he ever said to me was when he talked about our IRA because I knew he means to grow old with me, and he’s making plans so we can live comfortably when we’re old. I’ve had the “traditional” romantic things like flowers and such, and they’re nice, but a man you can count on, that really turns me on. Can you tell I’m a practical girl?

Alisha: Having a man you can count on is VERY romantic! You're a lucky girl! Thanks for being my guest of honor today, Jennifer!

GIVE AWAY: If you'd like a Jinx postcard, email Jennifer at jennfrancesca@gmail.com Put "postcard" in the subject line.


Excerpt

Rick stalked back toward his desk and sat down on the chair, took a few deep breaths, and waited. He had been doing a lot of that lately. Another minute or so wasn’t going to kill him. The door opened just wide enough for Denise to slip inside. She pushed it shut behind her and sprinted to him.

“She wants to see you.”

“By all means, show her in. And then go home.”

“It’s not five o’clock yet.”

“It is somewhere. Go home.” Rick emphasized the last two words.

“Maybe I should…” Denise shifted from one foot to the other.

Rick gave her a look which shut her up. She was a good secretary, a caring person, his right hand here. But he wanted her gone. Rick wasn’t sure what was going to happen when Ellen walked through that door, but he anticipated it could get ugly. He’d rather not have a witness here to see his downfall. He had been humiliated enough already in front of too many people. He was sure he was the laughing stock at the hospital. Everybody was getting to know him on a first name basis. Heck. He should get some kind of discount for all the business he had been giving them. He hoped his health insurance didn’t drop him.

Without another word, Denise opened the door and exited. In Richard’s head, the theme from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” began to play. On cue, Ellen appeared.

She turned and faced him. She had the stance of a gunfighter down pat—legs braced, back straight, and stiff posture. And those eyes—those gorgeous blue eyes—were boring into him. He felt like an ant being incinerated by a sun ray through a magnifying glass. The music got louder. She was a heck of a lot prettier than Clint Eastwood.

Dressed in a white sleeveless dress, Ellen was showing a good portion of leg. Her hair was pulled up showing the smooth line of her neck. Rick remembered kissing the soft skin there. He broke out in a sweat. Oh, man. Get the coffin ready. Rick didn’t think he was going to be the one standing when the smoke cleared.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

An Interview with Keena Kincaid and A Contest!


Please welcome Keena Kincaid to my blog today!

Alisha: Can you tell us a little bit about your childhood? Favorite memories?

Keena: I had a great childhood. I grew up on a farm slightly to the left of nowhere, and spent many afternoons playing "pretend" in the backfield or nearby woods. There was the perfect tree that the druids worshiped, Robin Hood's camp with a log bridge over the “creek” and a lilac bush with branches that formed an arch, making a perfect hideaway. Those days were the fuel for the imagination.

Alisha: I can certainly see why such a childhood would insprire a young writer's mind! Tell us about the hero and heroine in your latest release.

Keena: Anam Cara is first and foremost a story of atonement and grace. Bran and Liza are bound by love, separated by betrayal, and trapped on the wheel of time by vow to atone for a crime many would consider beyond redemption.
My hero, Branwyn ap Owen (Bran), suffers a fate of his own making. His hell is to live again and again until he fulfills his vow to right an ancient wrong. He has loved one woman over a thousand years and multiple lives, but no matter how hard he tries to make things right between them, he fails. Worse, he always remembers his past lives and failures. He is, as you would suppose, standoffish and slow to make friends, but he is also as determined as a river to get it right this time.
Liza, my heroine, remembers nothing of the past or the vow trapping her in Bran’s repetitive cycle. Yet she is as fiercely independent as any of her earlier incarnations and almost OCD about keeping a clean house. She defies the conventions of 1161 society to live on her terms as a brewer and innkeeper. When she meets Bran, her instant attraction to him unnerves her. She instinctively knows the wandering bard will forever change the life she loves if she lets him get too close.

Here’s an excerpt:
Bran frowned at the bite in her voice. “I do no’ ken yer anger with me, Liza. No’ even the Scots are this combative. Do I remind ye of yer husband or a lover who ill-used ye?”

“I have had no lover but him.”

“Perhaps that ‘tis the problem. Ye want what ye can no’ have.”

She made a sound between disgust and laughter. “Oh, I am quite certain I can have it if I but ask.”

“Aye, ye could.”

She stared at the river.

“Liza.”

Her name on his tongue pulled her agitation into a sharp-pointed need. She ached.

“I can no’ offer ye the morrow. Even if I ne’er leave Carlisle, this moment is all that is mine to give.”

She made the mistake of looking at him. He claimed her attention, kept it. Heat sparked between them. Nervousness swarmed like excited bees in her stomach. Wulfric had never made her tingle with expectation, and Aelric for all his sweetness never caused her body to knot like a Celtic brooch. Bran did both just by breathing.

Alisha: Good lordy! I'm sipping the wine, posting this just before I go to bed and now I'm fanning myself. How will I ever sleep! This sounds scrumptious, Keena! If you were granted three wishes by a genie, what would they be?

Keena: Ooh… good question. OK, they’d be:
1.) The ability to time-travel. I love doing primary research, and I can’t think of a better way to research my medieval historicals than being there;
2.) Enough money to live on without worry so I could write and travel (through time and otherwise) without scheduling both around the day job; and
3.) To make even one person’s life better. Even if it’s only by giving them a smile on a bad day. I want my being here to make a difference.

Alisha: All fabulous wishes! I particularly love #1! Now why haven't I wished for that before? If you could go anywhere tomorrow, where would you go?

Keena: I should warn you, this is something that changes by the day. Today I would go to Paris. I’m in the mood to wander the left bank and the antique stores along the Rue Voltaire (not that I can afford anything in those shops).

Alisha: If you could see anyone tomorrow (dead or alive), who would it be?

Keena: I would love to meet my maternal grandmother. She died when my mother was 17 (long before I was born). Toward the end of her life, my great-aunt would mistake me for her sister, and then reminisce about events and people from when she and my grandmother were young women in the Roaring 20s. It always sounded fun to me.

Alisha: Reading that gave me goosebumps. Wow. If you could choose six people to spend one week on a desert island, who would it be and why?

Keena: Assuming this island was a tropical resort with all the amenities (just no other people) I think I’d pull together my group of friends from high school. We haven’t all been in the same place at the same time since graduation, and it would be fun to catch up. They would be: Traci, Judy, Heather, Barb, MaryLynn and Penny.


Alisha: Aren't best girlfriends the best? *Wink, wink, Michele* What word or phrase tingles in all the right places for you?

Keena: There’s a phrase in Anam Cara that I love. It doesn’t make me tingle, but from the moment I wrote it, it made me smile because it perfectly fits my heroine. It is: “Of all the things Liza would miss when dead, being gawked at by strangers wasn’t one of them.”

Alisha: Now that is a GREAT phrase. Says so much. If you had one day to spoil yourself, what would you do?

Keena: I would sleep late, and then go to the spa for a massage, facial, manicure and pedicure. The day would end curled up in the brain-sucking chair reading a good romance.

Alisha: If you could change one incident in your life, what would it be and how would you change it?

Keena: I would kiss the boy. My junior year in college, I finally went on a date with a man I’d known since we were 16. We were friends, first, but there was always that tension. After the date, we said goodbye with a hug. He was halfway down the steps, when I called him back, but my courage failed me and I didn’t kiss him like I wanted. Now I doubt if it would have changed my life in any real way—and it’s possible I wasn’t meant to kiss him—but I’ve always regretted my lack of courage in that moment.

Alisha: Oh Keena! That is so bitter sweet! What’s the sexiest thing a man has ever done for you or said to you or both?

Keena: This is one of those questions that make me wish I kept a journal. I’m sure there are a dozen contenders for “the sexiest thing” title, but at the moment I cannot remember any of them. The mind really is the second thing to go…

Alisha: LOL...I hear you! I'm losing it in my old age. Thanks for being my guest of honor today, Keena!

CONTEST: Leave a comment for Keena and you'll be entered into a drawing for an ebook of ANAM CARA as a prize. Good Luck!


Meet Keena Kincaid

Keena grew up on a farm slightly left of Nowhere, Ohio, where she made pets out of pigs, cows and a half-broke pony named Star. She learned to read by picking words out of an old history book of short stories about children: The Grecian slave boy. The girl from Pompeii. The English knight’s squire.

The stories stuck. She studied history in college and medieval history in graduate school. After honing her writing skills as a journalist, she switched to PR and fiction writing.

She inherited the family’s nomadic gene and has lived in Ohio, Indiana, New York, Missouri and North Carolina, with short stays in places from Colorado to the UK.

When not working or writing, Keena regales her niece and nephews with stories of quick-thinking ladies, mathematically challenged knights, and ill-mannered dragons that chew with their mouths open.


ANAM CARA by Keena Kincaid

Back of book blurb:

Branwyn ap Owen knows it’s appointed for men “once to die, then the judgment” but his hell is to live again and again until he rights an ancient wrong. Unlike other such souls caught on a karmic wheel, he remembers the past, and he always remembers her.

Liza knows nothing of the vow trapping her in Bran’s judgment, yet when he walks into her inn, she knows he could destroy the life she has carefully built over the years if she lets him get too close. Trouble is, Bran can’t take a hint, no matter how blunt she is.

Determined to repair the damage of his first betrayal, Bran uses the knowledge of a thousand years to woo Liza. Yet just as he begins to regain her heart, a fresh betrayal threatens their last hope for love.


Review:
“Keena Kincaid has written a masterful historical/paranormal romance in her debut novel,
ANAM CARA …” Katherine, Dark Angel Reviews


Buy it from: The Wild Rose Press, Fictionwise, Amazon

Friday, December 5, 2008

An Interview with Susan Palmquist and A Contest!


Please welcome the very talented Susan Palmquist to my blog today!

Alisha: Can you tell us a little bit about your childhood? Favorite memories?

Susan: I grew up in a suburb of London, England. As soon as I could read, every Saturday morning my dad and I would walk to our local library and I’d check out three books, he would get six. I’m an only child so I spent lots of time reading, mostly mysteries by Agatha Christie and the Famous Five books by Enid Blyton. Some of my favorite memories are trips to the heart of London to meet with my maternal grandmother. First of all we’d have lunch at a restaurant across the street from Trafalgar Square. They had a candy store in there too, and you had to weigh your own candy, so that was always a lot of fun. And I used to collect dolls that were dressed in the national costumes from just about every country in the world. The store next to the restaurant sold them so my grandmother always bought me one. And then we’d walk to St. James Park (the very same park that the hero and heroine in A Sterling Affair take a stroll in) and as my grandmother worked in the kitchen of a large hotel, she’d bring old scrapes of bread for me to feed to the ducks on the lake there.


Alisha: What a picture book childhood! Lovely! Tell us about the hero and heroine in your latest release.

Susan: They’re both very headstrong, both…at first, unwilling to admit they’re falling in love. He’s pompous, but very funny and very handsome. She’s just learning to find her place in the world after being just a wife and mother, but no matter how much she denies it, she knows her life won’t be complete without the hero by her side. And, of course, what really complicates the whole thing is he’s been brought back from the dead and they’ve no idea if it’s just a temporary thing.


Alisha: Ooooh, this is MY kind of book! If you were granted three wishes by a genie, what would they be?

Susan: First one, to find a cure for cancer. I lost my dad, aunt and uncle to pancreatic cancer. Last year, my other uncle died from a brain tumor, and right now my mom is battling colon cancer. It’s a disease that’s greatly impacted my life, and I’d like to see it gone forever. Wish number two- that I’d never receive another rejection from any work I submit. Wish number three- that when I’m gone, people will always remember me as someone who did the right thing.

Alisha: I think everyone hopes for a cure from cancer. I'm so sorry for all your loss, Susan. I hope and pray we find a cure for this dreaded disease. If you could go anywhere to tomorrow, where would you go?

Susan: Ireland. My grandmother was from County Cork but I’ve never been there.

Alisha: I'd love to visit Ireland too. If you could see anyone tomorrow (dead or alive), who would it be?

Susan: My dad.

Alisha: Sniff. If you could choose six people to spend one week on a desert island, who would it be and why?

Susan: The first answer that came into my head was my six favorite hunks of all time, but that would seem shallow, right? Okay, so let’s see-

Singer, Michael Buble. I often listen to his music while I’m writing and he can just about sing anything…and just in case we didn’t have a radio or CD player on the island.

Chef Todd English. I love to cook, but I don’t know what my cooking skills would be like on an island without a stove so to be on the safe side, let’s have a professional chef there. And I love all his cookbooks.

Les Stroud otherwise known as Survivorman on the Discovery Channel. I’m a city girl, I don’t know how to start a fire or do any outdoor stuff…and just in case we weren’t rescued after a week, he’d be nice to have close at hand.

Soccer Player Georgie Best…well, that’s assuming I can pick someone who’s no longer living.

The hero from my WIP, and that’s assuming my selection can include imaginary people. Wait a minute, I’m getting into the hunk category here…

Okay, so, actor Jeff Fahey…wait a minute, I really am shallow so I’m have to think of some good reason for this pick. I know he’s now a cast member on Lost and obviously knows a thing or two about being stranded on an island. Phew, got myself out of that one.

Alisha: LOL! Hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting hunks on the island. Hunks can be talented and smart too! Oh and I want Michael Buble on my island too! I adore his voice and music! What word or phrase tingles in all the right places for you?

Susan: You can do it.

Alisha: *Grin* If you had one day to spoil yourself, what would you do?

Susan: Sleep in late and then head to a spa for some pampering.

Alisha: Perfect plan. If you could change one incident in your life, what would it be and how would you change it?

Susan: When I was six, a modeling agent approached my mom about having me sign on with her agency to do some commercials, but I was too shy and made sure the agent’s business card went onto the fire. What was I thinking?

Alisha: Wow! Well, maybe that was divine intervention or something. You could have ended up like one of those waifs on crack. I paint a pretty picture, don't I? What’s the sexiest thing a man has ever done for you or said to you or both?

Susan: I’ve always been partial to a back rub and when I first met my husband he always offered to give me one, and yes, without me having to ask. I thought, hey, this man’s a keeper.

Alisha: A keeper for sure! Thanks for being my guest of honor today, Susan! Come back anytime!

Excerpt
Madam, are you afraid of me?”
Deana couldn’t speak, so she just shook her head. But then she got up the courage to answer him.
“Why would you think I’m afraid of you?”
“The fact that I can feel you shake in my hand. That I can see your body trembling.”
“It’s just that I’ve never seen a ghost before,” she said quickly. The shaking wasn’t because she thought he was a ghost, or even spooky for that matter. She was in awe of this magnificent man.
“A ghost. I do not believe that I am a ghost. Ghosts are dead. I believe that I am alive.”
He took her hand and pressed her palm to his chest. She could feel a network of well-defined muscles, and the little mats of curly hair tickled her palm. If he hadn’t come back from the dead, she would have taken a guess he’d been working out a couple of times a day. He moved her hand across to the left side of his body and she suddenly felt his heart pounding against her palm.
“Are you now convinced that I am alive?”
“Yes.”
Deana felt her knees go wobbly again, and it definitely wasn’t because she was standing next to a supposedly dead man. There was only one simple explanation for the way she was feeling. She was attracted to him, and found him, well, the only word she could think of was sexy.
He let go of Deana’s wrist, so she stepped backwards away from him. “The clothes,” she said, holding them out to him again.
He took them with one hand while managing to keep the cushion in place with the other.
“Perhaps you should tell me your name, Madam.”
“I’m Deana Adams, and those are my children, Todd and Amy.”
He looked across the room at them. “Yes, imps who enjoy a lark. And I would very much like to speak with their father as soon as possible. I would like to recommend to him what their punishment should be for this game they have played.”
“That won’t be possible,” said Deana.
He looked back at her.
“And why not?”
“Because I’m a widow, their father is dead.”

CONTEST:
From Susan: One of my favorite TV characters right now, is Dr. Gregory House. House is played by fellow Brit, Hugh Laurie who like the hero in A Sterling Affair has some connection to the Regency period, what's the connection. First person to get the correct answer wins a free e-book of A Sterling Affair. Good luck.

Monday, December 1, 2008

An Interview with Elaine Cantrell and A Christmas Excerpt!


Please welcome Elaine Cantrell to my blog today!

Alisha: Can you tell us a little bit about your childhood? Favorite memories?

Elaine: I was born and raised in a small town in upstate South Carolina. I had one sister and a huge number of aunts, uncles and cousins. The cousins always had a wonderful time when we got together. We’d go up into my grandmother’s barn and throw corn cobs at each other, or maybe go swimming in the little creek in her cow pasture. Not a weekend ever went by without someone spending the night with someone. We’d stay up until all hours of the morning to tell ghost stories, play cards, and giggle.

I suppose some of my best memories revolve around my grandmother. We stayed with her when we weren’t in school. She was so much fun! She went to sleep one afternoon and we painted her toe nails with bright red polish. She twitched every now and then, but I don’t think she knew a thing about it until she woke up.

Alisha: What a wonderful childhood! Tell us about the hero and heroine in your latest release.

Elaine: My hero is a lawyer, a rich lawyer, by the name of Tommy Price. Tommy’s family wants him to find a suitable girl and settle down, but Tommy’s tried of cookie cutter women whose only interests are gossip and shopping. He wants someone who’s real.

That’s why he’s so attracted to Nikki Lane, my heroine. Nikki made some bad choices in her life. She had two children with a total jerk who left her high and dry when her second child was born. She works at a discount store and lives with her mother. Because of her bad experience, she doesn’t trust men.

Alisha: Did you base this on my life? Just kidding. If you were granted three wishes by a genie, what would they be?

Elaine: Only three? Okay, first I’d like to have a book on the New York Times best seller list. Second, I’d like to make people feel happy when they read my work, and third, oh give me a million dollars or so.

Alisha: You and me both! If you could go anywhere to tomorrow, where would you go?

Elaine: Greece. I want to see the Greek isles before I die.

Alisha: Sigh...me too. If you could see anyone tomorrow (dead or alive), who would it be?

Elaine: I’d like to see my mother and father. Both of them passed away before my first book was published, and I’d like to show my books to them. My mother in particular would be so proud of me. She was a reader who introduced my sister and me to the pleasures of reading. She used to take us to the public library every week, an outing we always looked forward to. I’d like for them to see my grandchildren too. My last grandson is named after my father, but he died before the child was born.

Alisha: If you could choose six people to spend one week on a desert island, who would it be and why?

Elaine: My son Steven for one. He’s a hoot. He keeps us all in stitches. My sister Anne is another. She lives in Alaska, and I haven’t seen her in a couple of years. I think I’d take my husband too. We need a vacation. After that, I’ll take three of my best friends, but I can’t say which three because they might read this interview!

Alishas: What word or phrase tingles in all the right places for you?

Elaine: Oh, goodness. Fanning self. I’m a sucker for guys with nice shoulders, so any reference to shoulders usually makes me sit up and take notice.

Alisha: Oooh la la! If you had one day to spoil yourself, what would you do?

Elaine: I’d visit a famous designer and order a new wardrobe. Then I’d have a visit to a nice spa. Afterward, I’d have a marvelous dinner at the best restaurant in town.

Alisha: If you could change one incident in your life, what would it be and how would you change it?

Elaine: I wouldn’t change any of the major choices I made in my life. Some few minor things possibly, but I’m pretty happy with my life just as it is. One thing I would do, though, is start writing at a younger age. My husband always told me that I could write if I wanted to, but I didn’t believe him. I decided to try only after my son wrote a book and told me about it.

Alisha: What’s the sexiest thing a man has ever done for you or said to you or both?

Elaine: That man would have to be my husband. We’ve been married for a long time, but he can still surprise me. The last sexy thing he did was have flowers delivered to me for no reason whatsoever. I got them at school, I’m a teacher, and I wondered if the flower shop had made a mistake, but they hadn’t. The card read, You’re prettier today than you were the day we got married, and I love you even more. Isn’t that just wonderful!

Alisha: Yes! How lovely! What a wonderful man!

The Best Selling Toy Of The Season
Blurb:
Who’d want to be Nikki Lane? Sure, she’s beautiful, but her family isn’t much. She isn’t married either, and supporting her two boys on a minimum wage job has cost her more than one sleepless night.
Tommy Price is everything Nikki isn’t. He lives on James Street, the best street in town. Naturally, his rich, influential family has a suitable woman picked out for him to marry.
Tommy and Nikki’s two diverse worlds literally collide one evening at the discount store where Nikki works, giving both of them a glimpse into a life they never knew existed.
Can the growing attraction between them bridge the vast gulf which separates them, or will their romance end before it even begins?


Excerpt:

In this excerpt Tommy Price, the best lawyer in Fairfield, has just been reminded by his secretary that he has to buy a gag gift to take to a party.

“Tommy, you told me to remind you that you have to buy a gag gift to take to the party tonight.”
Tommy sighed. “I don’t know what to get. What do you recommend?”
“Beats me. You know I don’t have a sense of humor.”
Tommy gave up. If Mattie didn’t want to help him, nothing would move her, and he knew he had made her angry when he refused to go out with her cousin, Tia. He wouldn’t say so to Mattie, but Tia was too stuck on herself for him to enjoy her company. “I’ll see you Monday, Mattie. Have a good weekend.”
“You too, Tommy. If you change your mind about my cousin, give me a call.”
Mattie went back to her desk, and Tommy donned his coat, and left for the day. It had started to snow harder now, and the weather report called for several inches accumulation. Maybe I could find a gag gift at Super Mart, he thought, and on impulse he wheeled his car into the discount store’s parking lot.
It took a few minutes to find a place to park, for Christmas arrived in a few days, and the last minute shoppers had clearly panicked when they took note of the date. Tommy hurried into Super Mart and immediately spied Bill English
At one time he had hoped to be Bill’s son-in-law. He had fallen deeply in love with Bill’s daughter, Susan, but Susan hadn’t felt the same way about him. She had broken up with him and married another man shortly afterward.
Bill worked at Super Mart so he handed Tommy a sale paper. “Merry Christmas, Tommy.”
“Hi, Bill. Merry Christmas. How are Susan and Kurt?”
“Doing great. You need to think about getting married yourself, Tommy.”
Tommy decided to beat a hasty retreat. Why did everybody want him to get married? “I’d better run, Bill. I’ve got a party to go to.”
He waved to Bill and dashed away, grateful for a quick escape. He wandered down the center aisle of the store, but he didn’t see anything that he thought seemed funny. He spotted a woman wearing the orange coat that identified her as Super Mart staff; maybe she could help him. He tapped her on the shoulder. “Excuse me, ma’am. Could you help me?”
The clerk turned around and Tommy’s breath caught in his throat. He had stumbled across a princess. She had dark, smooth hair, creamy, porcelain skin, indigo blue eyes, full, red lips, and a shape that even the orange coat couldn’t hide. For a moment, he couldn’t remember what he wanted.
“Cat got your tongue?” the young woman cheerfully inquired. “You look familiar. Do I know you?”
“I… don’t know, I mean, I don’t think so,” Tommy floundered, mentally kicking himself for allowing a beautiful woman to reduce him to the level of a gauche freshman.
“Well, what do you want? I’m too busy to just stand here and talk. You aren’t trying to pick me up are you? You’re tall, dark and handsome as they say, but I’ve sworn off men. Every time I get involved with one it turns out bad. Your hair is as black as can be. You don’t dye it, do you?”
“Uh, no, I don’t dye it.”
“You won’t tell me what you want, so I’ll have to guess. You look like you might be an athlete, so I expect you want sporting goods. Follow this red line on the floor, and it’ll take you where you want to go.”
“No,” Tommy replied hastily. “That isn’t it. I want a gag gift.”
“Let me think.”
Tommy waited in silence for a moment or two. “I know just the thing,” she assured him. Follow me.”
She led Tommy to the lingerie department which didn’t please him at all. It embarrassed him to look at underwear with a beautiful woman.
She went down aisle five and selected a box from the shelf. “Here you go. This is a perfect gag gift unless you’re going to a church party. It might be a little over the top for church. Not that I think it’s bad myself, but ministers might. What do you think?”
“I don’t know what it is so it’s hard to have an opinion,” Tommy pointed out.
The girl handed him the box. “It’s a passion meter. You hold the round glass part in your hand, and your body heat causes the red liquid to rise in this little tube. You know; like mercury in a thermometer, but see on the side here? It tells you what kind of lover you are based on how far your body heat makes the liquid rise. Take it out of the box and try it.”
“I don’t need to do that.”
“Oh, you might as well. Don’t you want to know?”
Well…
The woman removed the device from the box and handed it to him. “Wrap your hand around the glass bulb.”
Tommy did as she instructed. Suddenly the liquid boiled and shot straight to the top of the glass tube.
“Look at you,” the woman laughed. “You measured red hot super stud.”
Tommy’s face turned a color very similar to the red liquid, and a fit of laughter so intense that she had to hold the shelf for support seized his lovely companion. “You’re awfully shy, aren’t you? I guess you weren’t trying to pick me up after all. Is there anything more that I can show you?”
“No, but thank you for helping me.” Why did she have to laugh at him? No man wanted a beautiful woman to make fun of him.
“Merry Christmas,” she said and bustled away.

This book sounds like a hoot, Elaine! What a wonderful Christmas treat! Thanks for being my guest of honor today!
~Alisha